Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
Transformers 2 Tagline: Revenge Is Coming.
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| Directors: Michael Bay | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IMDB Rating: 6.4 out of 10 (47,928 votes) |
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen ” 2009 by Michael Bay – Movie Review
Michael Bay has created a miracle and made the second part of the movie not worse (and nobody is able to do it better) than the first.
To cut the long story short, let me tell you what is waiting for the audience of “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”: Megan Fox in sexy ultra-short shorts, robot-bikes (not as steep as in the “Terminator 4: Salvation“, but still cool), a funny robot turns into a toy RC jeep, Megan Fox in sexy leather pants, the nano-robot composed of small metal balls, a giant robot composed of 5 or 7 machines, Megan Fox in sexy white pants, large one-eyed jaguar robot, a huge robot with the giant steel balls, an awesome sexy blonde robot in panties and a metal tail at the level of the coccyx, and much much more.
Okay, in short, that’s almost all the plot of the second Transformers movie.
‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” (2009) Plot Overview
While the good robots, who has signed in to protect the Earth from evil robots, are finding their way through the bureaucracy of the Ministry of Defense, and the bad robots are regrouping gloomily somewhere near Saturn, the grown-up hero of the first “Transformers” (LaBeouf) argues with clearly too cool for him car mechanic girl (Fox) about who is the first to say “I love you”, and explains why he is not taking the animate “Chevrolet” to the college with him. Higher education, however, is limited to falling into bed with a pornographic student and the demolition of the library – the trumpet calls, the giant robot says: “Sam, we need you”.
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However, it is possible to divide the film into three parts (quite distinguished). First – this is definitely a youth comedy. Well, you know, the sort of “American pie”, with all the entourage attached to the genre: the college hostel, a group geeks who have a website about abnormal events, and, of course, ‘femme fatale’. All goes wrong when it turns out that the blonde is made of metal, and her tongue is the only thing that remains recognizable in the pile of metal after her reincarnation.
The sex obsession is the leitmotif of the movie, at least it seems so. Nearly for three hours of the screen time something is trying to hump something or somebody: a robot humps a human, a truck humps a robot, a doggy humps a bulldog, an obscene mechanical dwarf humps Megan Fox’s leg. The latter (Megan Fox) seems to be able to pose indecently even on the run and talk with her plumped lips always rounded. The chrome prodders climb into the God’s light from under the girls panties, iron spikes through iron, and in rare moments of quiet the word ‘balls’ rings like a Buddhist mantra.
The second part of the “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” is a kind of “Indiana Jones”. There will be lots of ‘Indiana’ things: the quest for the clue to the secrets of a mysterious device, chases, a bit of funny indecency, as well as pyramids and small customs officer.
The third part of the “Transformers 2″ is certainly the battles between decepticons and autobots with the regular U.S. Army taking active part in fighting. This fighting takes place for incredibly long time, and it is when some viewers are likely to doze off. On the other hand there are so much visuals that it’s definitely worth seeing.
“Transformers” 2009 Reception
What the creators of the movie have really succeeded in is their ability to update and expand the fleet of transformers – the audience will see lots and loads of new autobots and decepticons. There are 46 transformers now as compared to only 14 in the first Transformers movie. Special thanks for the Devastator – a huge transformer constructed of several conventional transformers.
Not only the quantity of the transformers has changed. Previously, the transformers only seemed to be a bizarre alien race divided into two warring clans – the confrontation between autobots and decepticons resembled a quite normal battle for power, although of titanic scale. Now the conflict is presented in a different form. Distinctive religious motifs have surfaced in ‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”. Transformers now appear as Angels and Demons of technological era, the beings of supreme nature, capable of delivering Good or Evil. That is why one of the characters of the movie asks the question: If God has created us in His own image and likeness, then who created the transformers? I wonder if Michael Bay decided to explore this theme in the third Transformers movie?
For a summer blockbuster there’s principally only one kind of review – a stupid smile from ear to ear the viewer cannot wipe off even after he leaves the theatre. The audience either has this kind of smile or it hasn’t. The first ‘Transformers” has put that stupid smile on millions of faces and the people were waiting for the sequels like kids are waiting for the Christmas.
And let the snobs curl their lips and talk about the dullness of the plot. Hardly anyone goes to these kind of movie in order to enjoy a cool plot turn.
Despite all these grouching the “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” is still a kind of movie to hammer you into the armchair. The two Transformers, the two conflicting feelings, will fight inside of you: an irritation caused by the childishness and all the goofs of the movie – and the delight the teenager somewhere deep inside you, who with his own eyes saw a great battle of the whole box of toys, just the way he imagined.
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Transformers 2 Theatrical Trailer – May 2007
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen 2009 by Michael Bay – even more visual effects, even more transformers, you’ll forget to breathe, you’ll be all eyes and ears.
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