‘Four Rooms’ Download and Reviews

August 4, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Drama

“Four Rooms” Movie Details

Four Rooms tagline: Twelve outrageous guests. Four scandalous requests. And one lone bellhop, in his first day on the job, who’s in for the wildest New year’s Eve of his life.
Four Rooms - DVD Cover

Four Rooms DVD Cover

Actors:
Paul Calderon Norman (segment “The Man from Hollywood”)
Bruce Willis Leo (segment “The Man from Hollywood”)
Tim Roth Ted the Bellhop
Sammi Davis Jezebel (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Amanda De Cadenet Diana (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Valeria Golino Athena (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Madonna Elspeth (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Ione Skye Eva (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Lili Taylor Raven (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Alicia Witt Kiva (segment “The Missing Ingredient”)
Jennifer Beals Angela (segments “The Wrong Man”, “The Man from Hollywood”)
David Proval Sigfried (segment “The Wrong Man”)
Antonio Banderas Man (segment “Misbehavers, The”)
Lana McKissack Sarah (segment “The Misbehavers”)
Patricia Vonne Corpse (segment “The Misbehavers”)
Tamlyn Tomita Wife (segment “The Misbehavers”)
Danny Verduzco Juancho (segment “The Misbehavers”)
Salma Hayek TV Dancing Girl (segment “The Misbehavers”)
Directors: Allison Anders and Alexandre Rockwell
IMDB Rating: 6.3/10 out of 31,331 votes

“Four Rooms” Movie Review

“Four Rooms” Plot Summary

Four interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year’s Eve.

Amazingly funny

This movie is almost too funny for words. It kept me laughing about it for ages after, and still does.

To start off with, Tim Roth who plays Ted the bellhop, is fantastic! The way he changes from being posh and upper class one minute and then the next minute uses his real voice, all slang and cockney. His character also seems to have a nervous jitter about him which will leave you laughing for ages.

Next, the first segment, ‘The Missing Ingredient’ – While it is funny, it’s the least ammusing out of the four segments. The story of how the witches are trying to unfreeze their goddess is ammusing and the little rhyme that the witch Eva recites : ‘Goddess Diana, fail you I will/ I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill/ I had him erect and his semen would follow/ Alas, I was hot, so hot that I swallowed. Therefore, obviously the other witches want eva to get sperm from Ted the bellhop. Check out for Madonna in this segment!

The second segment, ‘The Wrong Man’ – This segement shows Ted ending up in the wrong room, leading to having a gun pointed at his head. My favourite bit in particular from this segment was when Ted ended up half hanging out of the bathroom window squealing ‘HELP!’

The third segement, ‘The Misbehavers’ – This was incredibly funny. My two favourite bits from this segment was a) when the little girl made Ted realise how stupid he was when he realised that he could have washed the vapour rub off his eyelids when his babysitter used to do it to him whenhe was a child. and b) the line Ted screams down the room-service phone to the little girl that goes along the lines of, ‘If there’s not a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I’m gonna make one!’

The last segment, ‘The Man from Hollywood’ – I found this the funniest segment of them all. Could be because Quentin Tarantino stars in this and I’m a big fan of his (that’s probably the reason I saw this in the first place). Ted finds himself going up to the penthouse with various odd items on his room-service trolley and ends up staying there and getting mixed up in a scheme made by Quentin Tarantino and Paul Calderon. Also, look out for Bruce Willis who’s there too but is uncredited. The trio are hysterical as a bunch of drunk guys on New Year’s Eve. Quentin Tarantino more or less plays himself – a famous director.

This movies is definately a must-see. I give it 10/10

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A Cool Flick!!!

This was one crazy roller coaster ride of a movie. I enjoyed all four of these stories. It is New Years Eve and Ted, The Bellhop (Tim Roth of Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction,) is left alone in this hotel that , on this particular night, is filled with some interesting characters. Madonna, Ione Skye, Alicia Witt and others play a coven of witches trying to bring a goddess back to life. They need a missing ingredient from Ted. Antonio Banderas (Mask of Zorro, 13th Warrior) and Tamlyn Tomita (Kumiko, from Karate Kid, Part II) are a couple of parents that just want to have a night out without the kids. They leave the kids in Ted’s seemingly capable hands. Sigfried (David Proval of The Sopranos,) suspects his wife, Angela (Jennifer Beals of Flashdance, The Bride,) of being unfaithful so he waits in the room when unsuspecting Ted walks in. Lastly, Chester (Quentin Tarantino of Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction,) and his friends Norman (Paul Calderon of Clockers, Pulp fiction,) and Leo (Bruce Willis of Die Hard, Pulp Fiction,) have an interesting proposition for our Beloved Ted. I’m not sure why Bruce Willis was overlooked in the credits. All in all a fine family film.

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Funniest movie ever!

This movie is the best i have ever seen period. I swear that i actually coughed up blood while watching this movie…and i don’t smoke. The third room is by far the best room and is the room that was going on when i coughed up the blood. I had to pause it and spit out the blood it was so bad….but i love it and even on my six seeing of it i still laughed hard. A great see…if you have children under the age of 14, don’t let them see it.

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‘Four Rooms’ – Twelve outrageous guests. Four scandalous requests. And one lone bellhop, in his first day on the job, who’s in for the wildest New year’s Eve of his life.

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