‘Osmosis Jones’ Download and Reviews

December 27, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Action, Animation, Comedy

“Osmosis Jones” Movie Details

Osmosis Jones tagline: He’s one cell of a guy.
Osmosis Jones - DVD Cover

Osmosis Jones DVD Cover

Actors:
  • Carlos Alazraqui
  • Molly Shannon
    Bill Murray
    Ben Stein
    Joel Silver
    Chris Rock Osmosis Jones
    Laurence Fishburne Thrax
    David Hyde Pierce Drix
    Brandy Norwood Leah
    William Shatner Mayor Phlegmming
    Ron Howard Tom Colonic
    Kid Rock Kidney Rock
    Kenny Olson Kidney Rock
    Jason Krause Kidney Rock
    Joe C. Kidney Rock
    Stefanie Eulinberg Kidney Rock
    Jimmie Bones Kidney Rock
    Uncle Kracker Kidney Rock
    Jonathan Adams Additional Character Voice
    Additional Character Voice
    Directors: Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly IMDB Rating: 6.1/10 out of 10,206 votes

    “Osmosis Jones” Movie Review

    “Osmosis Jones” Plot Summary

    A policeman white blood cell, with the help of a cold pill, must stop a deadly virus from destroying the human they live in, Frank. add synopsis

    Bloody Good Movie

    I think that this movie was horribly underrated in the UK, and it doesn’t get the recognition it deserves. I saw the animated series before the movie, and got interested in watching it, but as I have a phobia of vomit, I was incredibly shocked when I saw Bill Murray throw up all over Molly Shannon with visual and graphic sounds. Still, I plucked up the courage to watch the rest of the movie, which I really enjoyed. However, to this day I have to skip the vomit scene on my DVD. I liked the fact that it was a classic ‘cop type’ story, with a baddie, a love interest, a rookie cop and a partnership too. I thought that David Hyde Pierce played the part of Drix brilliantly and Chris Rock was superb as Osmosis. I also like the fact that the movie teaches kids that it’s important to take care of yourself

    My friend and I still quote ‘You gotta get spiffy!’ all the time. I also really loved the soundtrack, I went frantic searching for the CD!

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    ‘Titanic’ Download and Reviews

    December 7, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Drama, Romance

    “Titanic” Movie Details

    Titanic tagline: Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them.
    Titanic - DVD Cover

    Titanic DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Leonardo DiCaprio Jack Dawson
    Kate Winslet Rose DeWitt Bukater
    Billy Zane Caledon “Cal” Hockley
    Kathy Bates Molly Brown
    Frances Fisher Ruth Dewitt Bukater
    Gloria Stuart Old Rose
    Bill Paxton Brock Lovett
    Bernard Hill Captain Smith
    David Warner Spicer Lovejoy
    Victor Garber Thomas Andrews
    Jonathan Hyde Bruce Ismay
    Suzy Amis Lizzy Calvert
    Lewis Abernathy Lewis Bodine
    Nicholas Cascone Bobby Buell
    Dr. Anatoly M. Sagalevitch Anatoly Milkailavich
    Directors: James Cameron
    IMDB Rating: 7.3/10 out of 217,122 votes

    “Titanic” Movie Review

    “Titanic” Plot Summary

    Fictional romantic tale of a rich girl and poor boy who meet on the ill-fated voyage of the ‘unsinkable’ ship.

    The triumph of contemporary tripe

    The tragedy of the doomed ship Titanic has inspired many books and movies. The battle between nature and technology always caught man’s imagination. The latest film concerning this tragedy in the Atlantic Ocean was written and directed by famous action movie filmmaker James Cameron. The story of ‘Titanic’ involves two fictional characters (Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet) from different backgrounds (one is a hobo-artist, the other is an aristocrat) and how their love triumphs over societal barriers and the tragedy of a sinking ship that they happen to be on.

    First of all, although using a historical name, this movie had little regard to history. The plot was built around two fictional lovers, French diamond, and treasure hunters. The deaths of over a thousand of people on the greatest luxury ship of its time became a mere background. Many historical facts were simply forgotten. Where was the radio operator that ignored the iceberg warnings? Why was there no mention of the ship that was only 5 miles away from the Titanic but did not come to the rescue because its captain failed to identify the distress signal? Omitting these facts is an insult to the tragedy. And what was the point of flavoring this historical disaster with fictional cheesy romance when the story is already as sad as it is.

    The overall plot was rather shallow; rich equals greed and corruption, poverty equals compassion and heroism. It is very ironic to spend $200 million to make a movie about how money corrupts. There was absolutely no human side shown in anti-heroes. It seemed like Billy Zane was playing a part of the devil. Casting was also very poor. If DiCaprio was 2 inches shorter than Winslet, you could swear she was his baby-sitter. The length of the movie was unnecessarily stretched to over 3 hours. First hour and the half was wasted on establishing the relationships between the characters that were known to audience long before they went to theater and the dialogue that was used to do so made it even worse. Hearing corny pick up lines such as ‘I see you’ and ‘This is my side of the ship’ generated more pain than the screams of drowning people. Also, jokes were too abundant and rather lame.

    ‘Titanic’ did involve some moving scenes such as the part when the musicians were playing while the ship was sinking but they were no way near anything original. The best thing about this film were its special effects, and that is the only thing that truly deserved an award.

    Although this film lacked artistical value in overall sense, the public could not resist a sentimental story starring Romeo (DiCaprio), and so the movie became a success. Now it is safe to say that the industry will be less hesitant to invest large amounts of money in a single motion picture, so it seems that ‘Titanic’ did achieve something after all.

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    ‘The Contract’ Download and Reviews

    December 3, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Crime, Drama, Thriller

    “The Contract” Movie Details

    The Contract tagline: Every Killer Meets His Equal.
    The Contract - DVD Cover

    The Contract DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Ryan McCluskey
  • Morgan Freeman Carden
    John Cusack Ray
    Jamie Anderson Chris
    Corey Johnson Davis
    Jonathan Hyde Turner
    Bill Smitrovich Wainwright
    Anthony Warren Royko
    Ned Bellamy Evans
    Thomas Lockyer Johnson
    Gary Whelan Stanfield
    Ian Shaw Michaels
    Atanas Srebrev Rodrigues
    Maynard Eziashi Robbins
    William Tapley Jennings
    Lochlan
    Directors: Bruce Beresford IMDB Rating: 5.6/10 out of 9,961 votes

    “The Contract” Movie Review

    “The Contract” Plot Summary

    Ray Keene, a father who wants to redeem himself in the eyes of his son, is trying to bring Carden, a world-class assassin to justice… add synopsis

    Entertaining

    When I saw the rating of this movie of 5.6 stars I thought that this had to be a very bad and boring film to have such a rate despite having very good actors (Freeman and Cusack), but after watching it I liked this film which I found entertaining

    This movie gets what it tries to achieves which is just being a 96 minutes entertaining action film nothing else. I liked the performances specially the one of Morgan Freeman who looks so cool like the killer Carden, and I liked the comments of his character too, John Cusack is very good as the nice man who cares a lot about his son

    Ray and his son go camping to the forest but their plan changes when they find the injured killer Carden over there, and they will have to take him to the police despite Cardens friends are looking for him …7 stars = good

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    ‘Jumanji’ Download and Reviews

    October 19, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Adventure, Family, Fantasy

    “Jumanji” Movie Details

    Jumanji tagline: Roll the dice and unleash the excitement!
    Jumanji - DVD Cover

    Jumanji DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Gary Joseph Thorup
  • Robin Williams Alan Parrish
    Jonathan Hyde Samuel Alan Parrish/Hunter Van Pelt
    Kirsten Dunst Judy Shepherd
    Bradley Pierce Peter Shepherd
    Bonnie Hunt Sarah Whittle
    Bebe Neuwirth Aunt Nora Shepherd
    David Alan Grier Carl Bentley
    Patricia Clarkson Carol Anne Parrish
    Adam Hann-Byrd Alan Parrish, 1969
    Laura Bell Bundy Sarah Whittle, 1969
    James Handy Exterminator
    Gillian Barber Mrs. Thomas the Realtor
    Brandon Obray Benjamin
    Cyrus Thiedeke Caleb
    Billy Jessup
    Directors: Joe Johnston IMDB Rating: 6.4/10 out of 51,079 votes

    “Jumanji” Movie Review

    “Jumanji” Plot Summary

    When two kids play an old magic board-game they found, they release a man trapped for decades in it and a host of dangers that can only be stopped by finishing the game. add synopsis

    If I could go back…

    I love this movie. I don’t know why. Maybe because I wonder what it would be like to start my life over again when I was 10 or 12, knowing what I know now at…well, much older. My favorite part is at the end, when Alan and Sarah come face to face in 1995 with the 2 kids who played the game with them the PREVIOUS 1995. Visually very interesting and not a rip off of any other film, that’s for sure!

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    ‘The Mummy’ Download and Reviews

    September 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Adventure, Comedy

    “The Mummy” Movie Details

    The Mummy tagline: The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The power will be unleashed.
    The Mummy - DVD Cover

    The Mummy DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Patricia Velasquez
  • Brendan Fraser Richard ‘Rick’ O’Connell
    Rachel Weisz Evelyn Carnahan
    John Hannah Jonathan Carnahan
    Arnold Vosloo High Priest Imhotep
    Kevin J. O’Connor Beni Gabor
    Oded Fehr Ardeth Bey
    Jonathan Hyde Dr. Allen Chamberlain
    Erick Avari Dr. Terrence Bey
    Bernard Fox Captain Winston Havlock
    Stephen Dunham Mr. Henderson
    Corey Johnson Mr. Daniels
    Tuc Watkins Mr. Burns
    Omid Djalili Warden Gad Hassan
    Aharon IpalГ© Pharaoh Seti I
    Anck Su Namun
    Directors: Stephen Sommers IMDB Rating: 6.8/10 out of 90,734 votes

    “The Mummy” Movie Review

    “The Mummy” Plot Summary

    An American serving in the French Foreign Legion on an archaeological dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra accidentally awakens a Mummy. add synopsis

    great mummy movie

    OK, hands down this movie is just awesome…Probably the best mummy movie

    Brendan Fraser as the gung-ho Rick O’Connel is really funny and one of the characters that just makes this movie so great. John Hannah as Jonothan is good comic relief. one of my favourite seens with jonothan is when he is pretending to be one of the mindless followers of Imhotep.basically Rachel Weisz’ character wakes up a mummy, Imhotep played by Arnold Vosloo (who i must say did quite a convincing job and i enjoyed his performance) and Imhotep sets plagues onto the land of Egypt and wants to resurrect his lost love.some people may find this movie has some scary parts in it, but its also a lighthearted movie in having comedy in it as well. you could say this is a horromedy.

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