‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’ Download and Reviews

December 28, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Biography, Crime, Drama

“The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” Movie Details

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford tagline: Beyond the myth lies America’s greatest betrayal.
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford DVD Cover

Actors:
Brad Pitt Jesse James
Mary-Louise Parker Zee James
Brooklynn Proulx Mary James
Dustin Bollinger Tim James
Casey Affleck Robert Ford
Sam Rockwell Charley Ford
Jeremy Renner Wood Hite
Sam Shepard Frank James
Garret Dillahunt Ed Miller
Paul Schneider Dick Liddil
Joel McNichol Express Messenger
James Defelice Baggagemaster
J.C. Roberts Engineer
Darrell Orydzuk Ukranian Train Passenger
Jonathan Erich Drachenberg Young Train Passenger
Directors: Andrew Dominik
IMDB Rating: 7.7/10 out of 52,256 votes

“The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” Movie Review

“The Assassination of Jesse James” Plot Summary

Robert Ford, who’s idolized Jesse James since childhood, tries hard to join the reforming gang of the Missouri outlaw, but gradually becomes resentful of the bandit leader.

An epic masterpiece. Thoughtful, philosophical and profoundly existential

With a title almost as long as the 160-movie it names, regular movie-goers might be forgiven for thinking that The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford is worth a miss. Too, even, that a title basically giving away the central hub of the film’s plot makes it hard for studio execs to sell the film as a sassy, gun-toting western with shlocky shoot-em-ups and angel eyes Brad Pitt darling it up in the lead role. This was all many were expecting after several re-edits, one being a but-numbing 3? hour cut, were made to a film that actually wrapped up filming in 2005. But what Chopper director Andrew Dominik has delivered, in only his second film, is an beautiful, epic, meditative poem of a western, that once again transforms the genre, once such a stable for conservative normality, by dissecting the myths that created it

Brad Pitt is uber-outlaw Jesse James, co-founder of the James-Younger gang, primarily specialising in train robberies. Casey Affleck is Robert Ford, a clumsy, awkward upstart, who is entranced by Jesse James to the point of obsession. He views him like a celebrity, studying his life, his robberies, his voice and even his mannerisms. He is so entranced that at one point whilst attempting to engage his idol in a conversation during one of James’ tin bath sessions, James very coldly utters to Ford ‘Do you want to be like me? Or do you wanna be me?’.Ford is constantly teased by his fellow thieves and gunmen, taunted for his love and idolisation of the gang ringleader. As the title suggests (or rather gives away), it leads to a tragic conclusion, a conclusion revealed so that the whole film may operate on a level far more complex than mere formulaic convention. Since we know the fate of the hero, it is not about where the journey ends, or indeed how it ends. But rather what the journey is, and how the characters deal with it. James seems to flirt with the idea of death, having been rendered a stalinesque paranoia-case after losing faith in all of his gang members. Towards the end of the film, he relies only on the help of the Ford brothers Charlie and Robert, not being able to trust any one else. He would be proved right, when Robert is the one to pull the trigger

The Assassination of Jesse James is a majestic western. It is beautifully shot in a way that doesn’t just please the eye, but utterly renders both the icy mood and bitterly cold temperature of the film it colours. The acting is first rate, with Brad Pitt playing the cold psychopath that is Jesse James with a subtle viciousness beneath his icy blue eyes. But Casey Affleck is the man who walks away with the film. Every scene he is in, he steals. His Robert Ford is brilliantly balanced between the enthusiastically enthralled and gawkish pathos. His obsession with James is understandable, given the legend of the outlaw that has spun a million myths in its wake, but it is reminiscent, at least to a modern audience, of a Mark Chapman the man who shot John Lennon. In fact one of the many themes running throughout Andrew Dominik’s film is that of the obsession with a myth. He is known as the ‘coward’ but is it to be a coward? Ford idolises James like many people do modern celebrities. When James reveals his spiteful and altogether psychotic edge to Ford, the myth is dispelled, and everything Ford had invested in him becomes crushed. All Ford could do to redeem himself, he felt, would be to kill James, and end the charade. But alas, all that did was strengthen the legend further

Perhaps in another world, it would be pleasant to know that The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford gets all the credit it deserves, but it appears to have split many people up the middle. Some people think it is pretentious, and write sniffy articles about the film’s languidness. Others think it is too long and obscure. I am at the point now when it really doesn’t matter when dealing with a film of this magnitude, because it was a profoundly affecting experience, one reminiscent of the beautiful epics Terrence Malick used to make. If you find a better film this year, I would very surprised.

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‘Freaky Friday’ Download and Reviews

December 24, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Family, Fantasy

“Freaky Friday” Movie Details

Freaky Friday tagline: Mondays are manic. Wednesdays are wild. And Fridays are about to get a little freaky.
Freaky Friday - DVD Cover

Freaky Friday DVD Cover

Actors:
  • Christina Marie Walter
  • Jamie Lee Curtis Tess Coleman
    Lindsay Lohan Anna Coleman
    Mark Harmon Ryan
    Harold Gould Grandpa
    Chad Michael Murray Jake
    Stephen Tobolowsky Mr. Bates
    Christina Vidal Maddie
    Ryan Malgarini Harry Coleman
    Haley Hudson Peg
    Rosalind Chao Pei-Pei
    Lucille Soong Pei-Pei’s Mom
    Willie Garson Evan
    Dina Spybey Dottie Robertson
    Julie Gonzalo Stacey Hinkhouse
    Same Shirt Girl
    Directors: Mark Waters IMDB Rating: 6.5/10 out of 27,427 votes

    “Freaky Friday” Movie Review

    “Freaky Friday” Plot Summary

    An overworked mother and her daughter do not get along. When they switch bodies, each is forced to adapt to the others life for one freaky Friday. add synopsis

    Freaky Fun-day!

    It was a remake and it delivered big time! Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are an unstoppably funny team of mother and daughter that have just the right chemistry, the right dose of sarcasm and the right dose of whatever it takes to make you laugh and enjoy this film. No film this cheery and delightful would be complete with the dish! And the dish here is Chad Michael Murray with awesome hair, playing the love interest of Lohan’s character

    The story is about this mother and daughter who don’t seem to appreciate each other’s lives, so one Freaky Friday, while having dinner at a Chinese restaurant, they both receive fortune cookies with a weird message in them. The next morning, they wake up to find out that they have switched bodies, whereby the mum’s character now has the daughter’s thinking and reasoning, while the daughter now had the mother’s thoughts and reasoning

    The result is a pure riot! A must see for everyone who enjoys watching films that warm the heart and make you laugh.

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    ‘Pretty Woman’ Download and Reviews

    December 22, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Romance

    “Pretty Woman” Movie Details

    Pretty Woman tagline: Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker?
    Pretty Woman - DVD Cover

    Pretty Woman DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Billy Gallo
  • Richard Gere Edward Lewis
    Julia Roberts Vivian Ward
    Ralph Bellamy James Morse
    Jason Alexander Philip Stuckey
    Laura San Giacomo Kit De Luca
    Alex Hyde-White David Morse
    Amy Yasbeck Elizabeth Stuckey
    Hector Elizondo Barney Thompson
    Elinor Donahue Bridget
    Judith Baldwin Susan
    Jason Randal Magician
    Bill Applebaum Howard
    Tracy Bjork Female Guest
    Gary Greene Male Guest
    Carlos
    Directors: Garry Marshall IMDB Rating: 6.7/10 out of 57,147 votes

    “Pretty Woman” Movie Review

    “Pretty Woman” Plot Summary

    A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets… only to fall in love.

    A winning romantic comedy.

    Garry Marshall may not be the most interesting director working in Hollywood, but his movies are definitely entertaining, and in that sense he is successful. Perhaps his two greatest films, which also are the ones he’ll most likely be remembered for, are ‘Beaches’ and ‘Pretty Woman’. One of the most commercially successful (almost $500m worldwide!!) romantic comedies of all time,’Pretty Woman’ is a charming modern day fairy tale that works largely in part to the phenomenal on-screen chemistry between its two stars Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. In an Academy Award nominated performance as Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts truly shines. Her screen presence is nothing short of radiating, not to mention she’s a highly skilled comedic actress. The film also owes a lot to its equally strong supporting performances from Jason Alexander, Laura San Giacomo and Hector Elizondo. All cliches aside, it’s highly enjoyable and stands up superbly even after repeated viewings, a definite 10/10.

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    ‘Scary Movie 2′ Download and Reviews

    December 22, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy

    “Scary Movie 2″ Movie Details

    Scary Movie 2 tagline: More Merciless. More Shameless.
    Scary Movie 2 - DVD Cover

    Scary Movie 2 DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Veronica Cartwright
  • Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
    Marlon Wayans Shorty Meeks
    Shawn Wayans Ray Wilkins
    James DeBello Tommy
    David Cross Dwight Hartman
    Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
    Christopher Masterson Buddy
    Tim Curry Professor Oldman
    Kathleen Robertson Theo
    Chris Elliott Hanson
    James Woods Father McFeely
    Andy Richter Father Harris
    Tori Spelling Alex Monday
    Natasha Lyonne Megan Voorhees
    Megan’s Mother
    Directors: Keenen Ivory Wayans IMDB Rating: 4.7/10 out of 41,054 votes

    “Scary Movie 2″ Movie Review

    “Scary Movie 2″ Plot Summary

    Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

    Cool Movie

    I really enjoyed watching this film with my family. Granted it wasnt as good as the first but none the lees it was funny. Keenen Ivory Wayans is a good director and knows what the audiance wants. To see him make fun of movies such as Charlies Angels, The Haunting, and The Excersist, was well worth my time to watch this movie.

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    ‘Notting Hill’ Download and Reviews

    December 20, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Romance

    “Notting Hill” Movie Details

    Notting Hill tagline: Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary guy?
    Notting Hill - DVD Cover

    Notting Hill DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Mischa Barton
  • Julia Roberts Anna Scott
    Hugh Grant William Thacker
    Richard McCabe Tony
    Rhys Ifans Spike
    James Dreyfus Martin
    Dylan Moran Rufus the Thief
    Roger Frost Annoying Customer
    Henry Goodman Ritz Concierge
    Julian Rhind-Tutt ‘Time Out’ Journalist
    Lorelei King Anna’s Publicist
    John Shrapnel P.R. Chief
    Clarke Peters ‘Helix’ Lead Actor
    Arturo Venegas Foreign Actor
    Yolanda Vazquez Interpreter
    12-year-old Actress
    Directors: Roger Michell IMDB Rating: 6.9/10 out of 62,827 votes

    “Notting Hill” Movie Review

    “Notting Hill” Plot Summary

    The life of a simple bookshop owner changes when he meets the most famous film star in the world. add synopsis

    One of the most enjoyable romances ever

    You’ll find, that with most British comedies, there’s a lot of wit, that they carry, which will be lost of most people. However, this is one of those unique little gems, that everyone can have the pleasure of enjoying and partaking in

    Although it’s not my favorite Julia Roberts movie, it’s my second favorite. ‘Steel Magnolias’ is a film, I will forever carry a special place in my heart, however, this comes as a close second. Hugh Grant gives a typical, gorgeous, and average performance, as an average Joe who falls in love with someone, not within his reach…but somehow is

    I would recommend this film to everyone and anyone. If you love light romantic comedies, than this is where you want to be…’Notting Hill’. It’s a fun, flirtatious little movie, that keeps you in store for laughs, tears (depending on how emotional you tend to get with films like these), and plenty of embarrassments. It’s a great film that deserves all the credibility and recognition that it has already received…and then some

    Don’t pass this film up. It’s one of the greatest romances of all time, and will stay a favorite of mine for a long time to come. A keeper, and definitely an excellent 10!

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    ‘Universal Soldier’ Download and Reviews

    December 18, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Drama, Sci-Fi

    “Universal Soldier” Movie Details

    Universal Soldier tagline: The ultimate weapons of the future have just declared war… on each other.
    Universal Soldier - DVD Cover

    Universal Soldier DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Jean-Claude Van Damme Luc Deveraux/GR44
    Dolph Lundgren Andrew Scott/GR13
    Ally Walker Veronica Roberts
    Ed O’Ross Colonel Perry
    Jerry Orbach Dr. Christopher Gregor
    Leon Rippy Woodward
    Tico Wells Garth
    Ralf Moeller GR76
    Robert Trebor Motel Owner
    Gene Davis Lieutenant
    Drew Snyder Charles
    Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister GR55
    Simon Rhee GR61
    Eric Norris GR86
    Michael Winther Technician
    Directors: Roland Emmerich
    IMDB Rating: 5.6/10 out of 19,053 votes

    “Universal Soldier” Movie Review

    “Universal Soldier” Plot Summary

    Luc and Scott were killed in Vietnam, but the army has a secret project for reanimating dead people as near-perfect soldiers.

    Absolutely Amazing!!

    This is quite possible the best movie I have ever seen! Dolph Lundgren is an action god in my books! There’s no words I can find in the English dictionary to help me describe how amazing this film is. It combines great acting (mostly on Dolph’s part), with excellent fight scenes. The thing that will be etched in my mind the most is the way Lundgren displays his joy after he throws a grenade at Ally Walker. If there could be joy in blowing someone up then Dolph Lundren has depicted it flawlessly! Oh yeah and Van Damme was okay.

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    ‘Swordfish’ Download and Reviews

    December 16, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Crime, Thriller

    “Swordfish” Movie Details

    Swordfish tagline: Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything.
    Swordfish - DVD Cover

    Swordfish DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Tim DeKay
  • John Travolta Gabriel Shear
    Hugh Jackman Stanley Jobson
    Halle Berry Ginger Knowles
    Don Cheadle Agent J.T. Roberts
    Sam Shepard Senator James Reisman
    Vinnie Jones Marco
    Drea de Matteo Melissa
    Rudolf Martin Axel Torvalds
    Zach Grenier Assistant Director Bill Joy
    Camryn Grimes Holly Jobson
    Angelo Pagan Torres
    Chic Daniel SWAT Leader
    Kirk B.R. Woller Axel’s Lawyer
    Carmen Argenziano Agent
    Agent
    Directors: Dominic Sena IMDB Rating: 6.3/10 out of 54,604 votes

    “Swordfish” Movie Review

    “Swordfish” Plot Summary

    A secretive renegade counter-terrorist co-opts the world’s greatest hacker (who is trying to stay clean) to steal billions in US Government dirty money.

    Great movie! Travolta is back!

    When I first saw the previews for this movie, I thought, ‘Yeah, that looks cool, but… I really didn’t like Gone in 60 Seconds.’ I didn’t have the chance to see it in the theater, but I did buy the dvd. All I can say is, it was a good thing that I did! Unlike Gone in 60 Seconds,this movie is much more plot oriented. You need to pay attention to this movie to fully understand the plot. I really don’t see how people can say that this plot is confusing. It makes sense as long as you watch and pay attention, just like all movies. Also, the action scenes are just incredible to watch, especially with the dvd that uses 5.1 sound. The ending and the villains motives will shock you! The movie will also cause you to contemplate many things once the movie has ended. By the way, Halle Berry looks amazing in the movie!All in all this movie is just the epitome of cool, and it was definately one of the better action movies of 2001. Finally Travolta is back at what he does best. As a side note, this is a hell of a lot better then BATTLEFIELD EARTH,which by the way was not as bad as everyone said it was. I really think that you should see this, I don’t think that you will be dissapointed.9/10 Great.

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    ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’ Download and Reviews

    December 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy

    “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Movie Details

    I Love You, Beth Cooper tagline: Five Little Words Can Change Your Life
    I Love You, Beth Cooper - DVD Cover

    I Love You, Beth Cooper DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Brandon Barton Poolside Flirt
    Jack Carpenter Rich Munsch
    Josh Emerson Greg Saloga
    Pat Finn Coach Raupp
    John J. Gulayets Pool Side Flirt #2
    Jared Keeso Dustin
    Samm Levine Clerk
    Brendan Penny Sean
    Darien Provost Young Rich
    Shawn Roberts Kevin
    Charlie Robson Party Member
    Alan Ruck Mr. Cooverman
    Paul Rust Denis Cooverman
    Marie Avgeropoulos Valli
    Karyn Michelle Baltzer Drive By Bully
    Directors: Chris Columbus
    IMDB Rating: 5.2/10 out of 5,720 votes

    “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Movie Review

    “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Plot Summary

    A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.

    A Nice Twist on the Coming of Age Genre

    One of the main characters spends the ENTIRE movie quoting lines from other movies — why then should it come as a surprise that the movie itself operates as a pastiche of the coming-of-age/teen rite-of-passage film? And yet, I Love You Beth Cooper provides a neatly drawn, dark commentary on its predecessors, while maintaining its own quirky lightheartedness

    I was particularly pleasantly surprised by Hayden Panettiere’s performance (I am not a fan of Heros) and felt she conveyed the ultimate sadness of her character beautifully, with just the right touch of cynicism and self-awareness to make the character work. I felt she easily transcended the actress and became the title character, providing what might have been a fluff piece with dramatic substance

    Paul Rust as the nerdy hero was fun to watch and even believable – I gradually came to accept the possibility that this geek and his self-deprecating manner could indeed win the beauty. The supporting players were also quite excellent, lending interesting subtexts and character depth to the film. The director made the good choice to allow the supporting cast to step up and take over the action at times, providing a living backdrop for the looming choices and growing awareness of Rust’s and Panettiere’s performances. Both allowed me to care about what happened to their characters

    A special mention goes to Shawn Roberts for his superb job as the villain. While the villain’s ultimate comeuppance was a bit of letdown (because the film too abruptly dropped that storyline), Roberts provided a convincing performance for what is, after all, the stereotypical villain role

    A lot of what this movie, and this type of movie, is about is wish-fulfillment. The ‘transformation’ of the bully rang especially true — who among us has not wished the same for their own childhood bullies? And in that sense, I Love You Beth Cooper delivers strongly on this promise, allowing us to join the characters in the universe of the film and cheer them on

    I tend to judge a film like this one in terms of whether or not I enjoy being in its universe for the duration. It’s not often that during a film that I regret the passage of time– that is, that I know the film will end soon and wish it wouldn’t. And that I begin to wonder how the story might continue. I would have happily remained in the world of I Love You Beth Cooper for a little while longer. And yes, I’d like to know what happens at the characters’ reunion

    A few of the director’s choices confused me -especially the rather protracted memory sequences, when the characters relive parts of their childhood. The film’s rather brisk pacing abruptly shifts into slow motion during these scenes, some of which are just a wee bit long. But I gradually became used to this–and came to see them as a sort of counterpoint to the otherwise frenetic plot

    All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. However, my rating – 9/10 – reflects ONLY how I feel the movie holds up within its category and genre, and NOT its place in the history of film. It’s just a teen comedy–but a really good one

    A caveat: I watched this at home, not in a theater. Whether or not the movie translates well to the big screen (and the price of admission) is a subject I cannot comment on.

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    ‘Ocean’s Twelve’ Download and Reviews

    December 11, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Crime, Thriller

    “Ocean’s Twelve” Movie Details

    Ocean’s Twelve tagline: You cross one ocean, you face them all
    Ocean's 12 - DVD Cover

    Ocean's Twelve DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Mini Anden
  • Matt Damon
    Bernie Mac
    Vincent Cassel
    Brad Pitt Rusty Ryan
    Catherine Zeta-Jones Isabel Lahiri
    George Clooney Danny Ocean
    Ed Kross Bank Officer
    Julia Roberts Tess Ocean
    Don Tiffany House Painter
    Anne Jacques Shop Owner
    David Sontag Plainclothes Goon #1
    Larry Sontag Plainclothes Goon #2
    Andy Garcia Terry Benedict
    Casey Affleck Virgil Malloy
    Dina Connolly Virgil’s FiancГ©e
    Scott Caan Turk Malloy
    Nelson Peltz Partygoer
    Supermodel
    Directors: Steven Soderbergh IMDB Rating: 6.0/10 out of 83,677 votes

    “Ocean’s Twelve” Movie Review

    “Ocean’s 12″ Plot Summary

    Daniel Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean’s 11.

    A brilliant satire of the heist movie… I think.

    I sat for a couple hours after seeing Ocean’s Twelve trying to figure out why Soderbergh and gang had made such an outrageous film. Too much of it didn’t add up: the ridiculous laser system guarding the egg in the museum and the equally ridiculous way in which it was defeated; the flashbacks containing information that completely undermined the apparent narrative thrust; Julia Roberts’ plot twist and the avalanche of seemingly nonsensical and irrelevant self-reference that immediately followed; O12 had me completely stumped. Until I re-interpreted these scenes as clues towards something else: that O12 is not, in fact, a heist movie, but a *satire* of the heist movie

    Why else would someone of Sod’s stature overstuff the film with cliches, like the enigmatic and debonair master thief, and the colorful and completely trustworthy team of people who would never exist in real life? One character (the woefully underused Eddie Izzard) even overtly mentions that one particular element of the film is a cliche — but he doesn’t say what it is a cliche *of*. Notice all the decoys, impostors, holograms, secret languages… O12 is littered with breadcrumbs, and I’m willing to believe that there was never actually a spec script called ‘Honor Among Thieves.’ As a heist movie, it falls flat on its face, arguably worse than Hudson Hawk (which suffered more from sheer goofiness overload, rather than bewildering nonsense). It simply does not make sense. How did the Night Fox get into that house in Amsterdam? Conveniently not explained. How did Benedict find all of the Twelve at once? Conveniently not explained. How did Julia Roberts’ plot twist work, while Matt Damon is with her but does not experience the same story change? Conveniently brushed off. How in the name of Zeus did a certain someone show up out of the blue while the gang was locked up and help them with a certain problem? How was this individual aware of certain aspects of Isabel Lahiri’s paperwork? An outlandish narrative convenience… or a satire of the genre? Why was so little narrative dedicated to convincing the audience of Benedict’s extremely vindictive motivation? How else do you explain the obvious expenses the thieves racked up in their very quest to make money? I mean, come on, when Damon and the other two remaining thieves start spouting off all the heist jargon as they try to figure out a contingency plan… it’s preposterous. No one talks like that

    Maybe I’m reaching. But either way you slice it, O12 is much, much more enjoyable as a *satire* of the heist film. That’s the only way I can understand the film. I know why a sequel was made, certainly: The original made over $450 million dollars worldwide, far and away Sod’s most financially successful film. Its closest competitor is Erin Brockovich, which made a little over $250M worldwide, and Traffic clocks in at a little over $200M. Successful, certainly, but not blockbusters like O11 was. A sequel was as inevitable as death and taxes. So it occurs to me that Sod decided he might as well have fun with it — screw with the audience a little, poke fun at the actors themselves (good naturedly), and they still walked away with about $360M.There also might be a meta-commentary going on about American audiences and how little they catch on to stylistic subversion (I am an American myself, for the record) but it’s pure speculation. All I can tell you is that O12 simply does not work as a straightforward film and can really only be enjoyable as a satire. There’s simply too many outrageous scenes and too many cliches. There are simply too many lines of dialog that only make sense if the whole movie is a genre skewer. It’s also much easier on my brain. And I’d like to think that Sod hadn’t morphed into a cynical robber baron who no longer cared about making a good movie.

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    ‘Conspiracy Theory’ Download and Reviews

    December 7, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Crime, Mystery, Romance

    “Conspiracy Theory” Movie Details

    Conspiracy Theory tagline: What you know could kill you.
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    Conspiracy Theory DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Saxon Trainor
  • Mel Gibson Jerry Fletcher
    Julia Roberts Alice Sutton
    Patrick Stewart Dr. Jonas
    Cylk Cozart Agent Lowry
    Steve Kahan Mr. Wilson
    Terry Alexander Flip
    Alex McArthur Cynic
    Rod McLachlan Justice Guard
    Michael Potts Justice Guard
    Jim Sterling Justice Guard
    Rich Hebert Public Works Man
    Brian J. Williams Clarke
    G.A. Aguilar Piper
    Cece Neber Labao Henry Finch’s Secretary
    Alice’s Secretary
    Directors: Richard Donner IMDB Rating: 6.5/10 out of 34,071 votes

    “Conspiracy Theory” Movie Review

    “Conspiracy Theory” Plot Summary

    Jerry Fletcher is a man who sees conspiracies everywhere. But if you keep doing that long enough, sooner or later you’re going to get one right… add synopsis

    breathtaking film, outstanding performances you only wish it won’t happen to you.

    We have all thought that certain incidents that we can’t explain or the explanation we were given was inadequate, could be because of a greater secret plan or conspiracy, i.e Elvis death, Princess Diana’s accident or JFK’s assasination are some of those mysteries. Well in this film Mel Gibson sees a conspiracy everywhere and tries to pursuade Julia Roberts, that certain ‘incidents’ weren’t quite as they seem. His whole behaviour though tends to be slightly psychotic and therefore no-one really pays attention to him. Except for Julia, who’s not quite sure what to believe. Until the day that Mel is abducted by Patrick Stewart and then gets away, only to show up in the justice department where Julia works, all covered in blood. When Julia hears his story she starts wondering for the first time ‘…what if….’ The story becomes faster and faster and now Julia is a target too

    Outstanding performances, great script, brilliant direction

    WELL DONE!

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