‘The Longest Yard’ Download and Reviews

September 22, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Drama, Sport

“The Longest Yard” Movie Details

The Longest Yard tagline: It was hard to put a team together… until they found out who they were playing.
The Longest Yard - DVD Cover

The Longest Yard DVD Cover

Actors:
  • David Patrick Kelly
  • Courteney Cox
    Rob Schneider
    James Cromwell
    William Fichtner
    Adam Sandler Paul Crewe
    Chris Rock Caretaker
    Burt Reynolds Coach Nate Scarborough
    Nelly Megget
    Michael Irvin Deacon Moss
    Walter Williamson Errol Dandridge
    Bill Goldberg Battle
    Terry Crews Cheeseburger Eddy
    Bob Sapp Switowski
    Nicholas Turturro Brucie
    Dalip Singh Turley
    Lobo Sebastian Torres
    Joey Diaz Big Tony
    Steve Reevis Baby Face Bob
    Unger
    Directors: Peter Segal IMDB Rating: 6.2/10 out of 36,910 votes

    “The Longest Yard” Movie Review

    “The Longest Yard” Plot Summary

    Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

    Very funny movie!

    I saw this movie last night for the first time and I was laughing my head off from the beginning to the end

    IThis movie has a lot of gags and I had to run to the toilet cos I wet myself with laughter and i had to gasp for air cos i was laughing so hard

    From reading the negative reviews on this site – I don’t know why people hate this movie? it is so funny! it was one of my favorite movies starring Adam Sandler

    I thought the best performances were from Sandler and Rock. This movie is really good but I really like the original movie better

    I thought this remake was a lot more funnier than the original

    If you love Adam Sandler and Chris Rock then you will love this movie

    Def the most funniest movie I have seen in 2010.

    I also really liked the soundtrack 10/10 for a great comedy movie

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    ‘Get Smart’ Download and Reviews

    September 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Adventure, Comedy

    “Get Smart” Movie Details

    Get Smart tagline: Saving The World. And Loving It.
    Get Smart - DVD Cover

    Get Smart DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Steve Carell Maxwell Smart
    Anne Hathaway Agent 99
    Dwayne Johnson Agent 23
    Alan Arkin The Chief
    Terence Stamp Siegfried
    David Aranovich Russian Son
    William Charlton German Spy #1
    Terry Crews Agent 91
    Ken Davitian Shtarker
    Tom Everett US Commander
    Fred Fein Golfer
    Matt Gallini Drug Lord
    Brad Grunberg Golfer
    David Koechner Larabee
    Bernie Kopell
    Directors: Peter Segal
    IMDB Rating: 6.8/10 out of 53,413 votes

    “Get Smart” Movie Review

    “Get Smart” Plot Summary

    Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 for CONTROL, battles the forces of KAOS with the more-competent Agent 99 at his side.

    A superb updating of a classic production!

    The new ‘Get Smart’ does a masterful job of capturing the style, tone and humor of the ’60s series, while transporting it into a modern sensibility. I had hopes for this film after seeing the two leads doing a 30-second skit on the Academy Awards show and thought they were dead on. So I invested $11.50 and was proved right

    First, this is no cheap knockoff. The production team captured Buck Henry’s creation very credibly both in tone and substance. It reminded me very much of the late ’80s homage to ‘Dragnet,’ which was executed with love and great attention to detail (right down to the product placement of Camel cigarettes and a photo of Jack Webb on the Dan Akroyd’s desk). It’s no small feat updating something as much a part of its era into a modern sensibility. There were even echoes of the early James Bond films (especially in The Rock’s ladykiller character flirting with CONTROL’s ‘Miss Moneypenny’ and in some of the musical cues). On the other hand, the production values were all first-rate and contemporary, including a CGI effect of an aerial fly-around and push-in to a 747 that was reminiscent of the key shot in the pilot of Star Trek

    Steve Carrell makes a very reasonable Agent 86; where Don Adams played the character as a bumbling naif, Carrell makes him into a goodhearted wannabe who, despite having the kind of personality that renders him invisible in society, still has intelligence and an earnestness that can make him into hero material when he works at it. He reminded me of Jim Varney’s portrayal of Jed Clampett: pure of heart and belief in his fellow man, yet with a bit of chops in dealing with the dark side of society. He fumbles around a lot getting his sea legs after years of being an ineffectual fatso (viz. impetuously slamming a fire extinguisher into the noggin of his boss at one point) but in a pinch, he’s quickwitted and moves with decision. (He also quite reasonably feels more secure in briefs than boxer shorts; I don’t know what Adam’s take on this issue was).

    On the other hand, Anne Hathaway nails Agent 99 with a performance absolutely capturing Barbara Feldon’s creation, right down to the tone of voice, the raised eyebrows, and at least three different dead-on intonations of ‘Oh, Max!’ Nevertheless, Hathaway moves the character beyond the pre-feminist liberation era and invests 99 with a believable 21st century sexuality and sense of empowerment. She’s clearly in charge during the first half of the movie, only slowly yielding to an appreciation of Carrell’s growing sense of command (and her own feelings toward him) as we move into Act 3.

    Alan Arkin brings an odd turn to the Chief, playing him with a much-less-exasperated fatalism than did Edward Platt. In an interview, Arkin says he saw the character as a very good principal of a very bad middleschool. He comes across as a somewhat old codger closing in on retirement who’s comfortably in charge and doesn’t try to micromanage, and he has an important role in the climax piloting a Cessna over Disney Hall downtown, but I missed one of the catchlines they didn’t include in this revision: namely, the Chief getting one of his headaches. (The other catchline they left out was 86’s frequent ‘That’s the second biggest (fill in the blank) I’ve ever seen.’)Everything else was there, though: We see the Cone of Silence (technologically updated), a very clever CGI revision of the entrance passage to CONTROL HQ, cameos by both Hymie the Robot and Fang, and there’s even a passing utilization in this cellphone-obsessed society to the shoe-phone (appropriated from the Smithsonian institution display of the old ‘defunct’ CONTROL). On the other hand, the agency is now under the Homeland Security Department and answers to the Vice President (when they can find him) and uses lots of high-tech, satellite surveillance and GPS gear. Chaos is in cahoots with terrorist organizations around the world and we know they’re bad because they drive around in SUVs (the most satisfying and ‘green’ event is seeing one of Satan’s Sedans being demolished by a freight train).

    Oh, and BTW, it’s also a love story.

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