‘Shanghai Noon’ Download and Reviews

December 20, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Action, Adventure, Comedy

“Shanghai Noon” Movie Details

Shanghai Noon tagline: The Classic Western Gets A Kick In The Pants.
Shanghai Noon - DVD Cover

Shanghai Noon DVD Cover

Actors:
  • Kate Luyben
  • Curtis Armstrong
    Jackie Chan Chon Wang
    Owen Wilson Roy O’Bannon
    Lucy Liu Princess Pei Pei
    Brandon Merrill Falling Leaves
    Roger Yuan Lo Fong
    Xander Berkeley Nathan Van Cleef
    Rongguang Yu Imperial Guard
    Ya Hi Cui Imperial Guard
    Eric Chen Imperial Guard
    Jason Connery Calvin Andrews
    Walton Goggins Wallace
    Adrien Dorval Blue
    Rafael BГЎez Vasquez
    Stacy Grant Hooker in Distress
    Fifi, Carson City Hooker
    Directors: Tom Dey IMDB Rating: 6.6/10 out of 30,586 votes

    “Shanghai Noon” Movie Review

    “Shanghai Noon” Plot Summary

    Jackie Chan plays a Chinese man who travels to the Wild West to rescue a kidnapped princess. After teaming up with a train robber, the unlikely duo takes on a Chinese traitor and his corrupt boss. add synopsis

    perfect blend of action and comedy, the funniest western ever

    This movie is a perfect blend of action and comedy. This movie stars Jackie Chan as Chon Wang, one of the soldiers of the army of the forbidden city in China. When the princess leaves and goes to America it is up to Chon to bring her back. When he gets to Nevada, where most of the story takes place he meets Roy O’Bannon played by Owen Wilson u’ll ever meet. He is a wanted outlaw and in an odd chain of events they become a duo. This is the funniest western, this movie surpasses Blazing Saddles by far. Blazing Saddles is funny but the one-liners that Owen Wilson drop are just so hilarious. ‘I don’t know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it’. Lucy Lui also stars as the Princess This movie is definitely worth seeing but you kinda wanna steer clear of the sequel ‘Shanghai Knights’ It does not do the first film justice. I have never been able to complete the second one mainly because it is boring. But salutes to Shanghai Noon the funniest western to date. 9 out of 10

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    ‘Collateral Damage’ Download and Reviews

    August 6, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Thriller

    “Collateral Damage” Movie Details

    Collateral Damage tagline: The Act Itself Wasn’t Personal…HIS VENGEANCE WILL BE [UK tag-line]
    Collateral Damage - DVD Cover

    Collateral Damage DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Miguel Sandoval
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger Gordy Brewer
    Francesca Neri Selena Perrini
    Elias Koteas Peter Brandt
    Cliff Curtis Claudio Perrini
    John Leguizamo Felix Ramirez
    John Turturro Sean Armstrong
    Jsu Garcia Roman
    Tyler Posey Mauro
    Michael Milhoan Jack
    Rick Worthy Ronnie
    Raymond Cruz Junior
    Lindsay Frost Anne Brewer
    Ethan Dampf Matt Brewer
    Jorge Zepeda Rocha
    Joe Phipps
    Directors: Andrew Davis IMDB Rating: 5.2/10 out of 22,878 votes

    “Collateral Damage” Movie Review

    “Collateral Damage” Plot Summary

    After his family is killed by a terrorist act, a firefighter goes in search of the one responsible. add synopsis

    I liked it because the terrorists were so evil…

    so how can one not like seeing them get their butt kicked by a one man wrecking machine. Arnie is back, as a revenge seeking firefighter. This flick is much better than his last couple of films. His acting is OK, but some line deliveries are laughable. His face appears tighter than an army private’s bunk bed. Who says you have to age in Hollywood!(SPOILERS): My favorite scene is where the wolf forces a snake down his own man’s throat as punishment. It looked painful. Eek! I also liked the scene where Arnie sets a granade to go off but the wolf escapes because he hears Arnie yelling to the woman and child to get down. I knew the woman/wife would end up being just as evil because she wouldn’t be married to a terrorist if she didn’t support his actions and beliefs

    Of course, it is unrealistic that one man could take over a guerilla camp when the whole USA operatives couldn’t do anything about it. But what I didn’t like was the scene toward the end when Arnie sets this huge fireball off in the tunnel and 2 people on a motorcycle are swallowed by the explosion and survive. That was so unbelieveable. Arnie takes care of the wife and terrorist. But, he should have killed the terrorist in a more painful way because the scum deserved that.(END OF SPOILERS)FINAL VERDICT): This is your average action flick. There was nothing spectacular that would make me want to see it again. I recommend it if you are a big action fan.

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