‘Click’ Download and Reviews

December 20, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

“Click” Movie Details

Click tagline: What If You Had A Universal Remote… That Controlled Your Universe?
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Actors:
  • Katheryn Cain
  • Adam Sandler Michael Newman
    Kate Beckinsale Donna Newman
    Christopher Walken Morty
    Kirsten The New Assistant
    Directors: Frank Coraci IMDB Rating: 6.7/10 out of 71,932 votes

    “Click” Movie Review

    “Click” Plot Summary

    A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices. add synopsis

    Funny & Touching – A Good Combination

    This was a funny and – near the end – a touching movie. That’s a nice combination to have. My only complaint is that it certainly isn’t ‘family fare’ for a nice story and should have been rated ‘R,’ not PG-13. There’s simply too much sexual material (and and f-word) for PG-13. With some editing, this could have been a great story for everyone

    However, for us adults who like to laugh, there is plenty in here to do that. The jokes come pretty fast, right from the get-go. The premise would good: with a (television-like) remote control, you could control your life. You could fast-forward through all the unpleasant scenes in your life, or freeze frame something that is happening now, or you could go back into time with your life. It all sounds good, but as our main character ‘Michael Newman’ (Adam Sandler) found out, it’s not so cool. That’s a key message here, too, that avoiding the bad things is not necessarily what’s best for us. The major message, however, was that spending time with your family is more important than putting your job ahead of them, as far as priorities go. That theme leads to some touching scenes in the final 30 minutes of this comedy. As funny as this film is, you would be hard-pressed not to have some tears in your eyes at some point near the end of this film

    Sandler plays a typical role for him, and utters some great lines and uses sight gags as well for plenty of his laughs. Kate Bekinsale, who plays his wife ‘Donna,’ looks absolutely beautiful, the prettiest I’ve seen her since ‘Pearl Harbor.’ She plays a nice lady in here, too. Their little kids – especially the girl (Tatum McCann) – are cute and funny at times. I won’t mention the dog. I can’t without being crude. Christopher Walken is here, and that usually means good news as he tends to play fun-and-interesting characters. Unfortunately – just a warning – this comedy, as so many modern-day ones are, has its share of crude moments, some language and the above-mentioned sexual material. Overall, it was extremely, entertaining, however.

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    ‘Hairspray’ Download and Reviews

    December 6, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Musical, Romance

    “Hairspray” Movie Details

    Hairspray tagline: Get ready for something big July 20th!
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    Hairspray DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Freddie Highmore August Rush
    Keri Russell Lyla Novacek
    Jonathan Rhys Meyers Louis Connelly
    Terrence Howard Richard Jeffries
    Robin Williams Maxwell ‘Wizard’ Wallace
    William Sadler Thomas Novacek
    Marian Seldes The Dean
    Leon G. Thomas III Arthur
    Mykelti Williamson Reverend James
    Aaron Staton Nick
    Alex O’Loughlin Marshall
    Jamia Simone Nash Hope
    Ronald Guttman Professor
    Bonnie McKee Lizzy
    Michael Drayer Mannix
    Directors: Adam Shankman
    IMDB Rating: 7.3/10 out of 39,469 votes

    “Hairspray” Movie Review

    “Hairspray” Plot Summary

    Pleasantly plump teenager Tracy Turnblad teaches 1962 Baltimore a thing or two about integration after landing a spot on a local TV dance show.

    I Am Shocked

    I am shocked at how much I liked this movie. When I first heard about it, I wasn’t too excited. I’m not a big fan of musicals and I didn’t think this would make me warm up to them. But I really loved this movie. It was absolutely fantastic. I was forced into seeing this movie and I didn’t expect it to be that good

    My sister asked me to take her daughters, Jacqueline and Emma to see the movie and I was a little reluctant to at first, but I eventually agreed to go. It wasn’t as good as Transformers, but it was a ton of fun! My nieces were smiling to the whole movie and so was I. It was just very funny and extremely enjoyable

    The whole cast was absolutely superb. Nikki Blonsky has talent. She pulled off the role of Tracy great. Amanda Bynes was great as Tracy’s pal, Penny. I like Amanda, she is a funny girl. John Travolta as Edna, Tracy’s mom. Wow. Pretty good. Michelle Pheiffer and Brittany Snow play snotty mother and daughter, Velma and Amber Von Tussel. They were pretty funny. Christopher Walken is excellent as always. Queen Latifa as Motormouth Maybelle was pretty damn hilarious. Zac Efron as the dreamy Linc Larkin. He was pretty cool. Elijah Kelley as Seaweed was just awesome!The script was pretty awesome. The songs were good and you may find yourself tapping your feet to the music. The dialogue was fun and absolutely hilarious. The characters were very, very likable. You may even grow attached to the antagonists. It was very well written and the cast proved that even more

    If you want to have a fun time at the movies, I really recommend Hairspray. Even the guys will love it. The songs, script, and cast were all excellent and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Even though I loathe musicals, this one was great. Go watch it. It’s very entertaining

    Cast: 10/10 Songs: 9/10 Choreography: 9/10 Writing: 10/10 Characters: 10/10Overall Score: 10/10

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    ‘The Stepford Wives’ Download and Reviews

    December 4, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Fantasy, Thriller

    “The Stepford Wives” Movie Details

    The Stepford Wives tagline: Make one.
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    The Stepford Wives DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Lorri Bagley
  • Nicole Kidman Joanna Eberhart
    Matthew Broderick Walter Kresby
    Bette Midler Bobbie Markowitz
    Glenn Close Claire Wellington
    Christopher Walken Mike Wellington
    Roger Bart Roger Bannister
    David Marshall Grant Jerry Harmon
    Jon Lovitz Dave Markowitz
    Dylan Hartigan Pete Kresby
    Fallon Brooking Kimberly Kresby
    Faith Hill Sarah Sunderson
    Matt Malloy Herb Sunderson
    Kate Shindle Beth Peters
    Tom Riis Farrell Stan Peters
    Charmaine Van Sant
    Directors: Frank Oz IMDB Rating: 5.1/10 out of 25,498 votes

    “The Stepford Wives” Movie Review

    “The Stepford Wives” Plot Summary

    What does it take to become a Stepford wife, a woman perfect beyond belief? Ask the Stepford husbands, who’ve created this high-tech terrifying little town, in a very modern comedy-thriller.

    Colorful and comical remake.

    Frank Oz’s remake of the classic 1975 thriller may be critically bashed by some, but is actually a very entertaining re-envisioning

    Fired business woman moves to a small Conneticut village with her family, where she learns that the local housewives are acting very strangely

    The Stepford Wives 2004 is one of the most cleverly done remakes around. Rather than try to capture the expectations of the original film, this remake looks at the already-familiar story in a whole new light as a dark comedy. Even more effective is the fact that this is a truly funny and well-written dark comedy! The direction is lavishly good, the film has some wonderful sets, a great music score, and a very stylish credit sequence

    The great cast is yet another highlight. Lovely Nicole Kidman does an excellent performance as usual. While supporting cast Broderick, Midler, Close, Walken, and Bart make for some nicely colorful characters

    Just why so many people dislike this film I don’t know, but it’s a remake that is worth being viewed before being judged. Some have come to like this version better than the original film.*** 1/2 out of ****

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    ‘Wedding Crashers’ Download and Reviews

    November 26, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Romance

    “Wedding Crashers” Movie Details

    Wedding Crashers tagline: On July 15th, they’re coming to your wedding…with or without invitations.
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    Actors:
  • Jennifer Alden
  • Owen Wilson John Beckwith
    Vince Vaughn Jeremy Grey
    Christopher Walken Treasury Secretary William Cleary
    Rachel McAdams Claire Cleary
    Isla Fisher Gloria Cleary
    Jane Seymour Kathleen Cleary
    Ellen Albertini Dow Grandma Mary Cleary
    Keir O’Donnell Todd Cleary
    Bradley Cooper Zack “Sack” Lodge
    Ron Canada Randolph
    Henry Gibson Father O’Neil
    Dwight Yoakam Mr. Kroeger
    Rebecca De Mornay Mrs. Kroeger
    David Conrad Trap
    Christina Cleary
    Directors: David Dobkin IMDB Rating: 7.2/10 out of 88,337 votes

    “Wedding Crashers” Movie Review

    “Wedding Crashers” Plot Summary

    John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

    surprisingly funny

    I’m not a guy who usually goes for the gay and sexual humor. This is not because I am a prude, but because these kinds of movies tend to take it too far and just isn’t funny after that point. Wedding Crashers, however, executed this brand of humor perfectly. Another plus that makes this movie an above average comedy is the fact that the comedy did not take away from the plot. Many movies, such as Animal House, go so out of their way to be funny that they forget that movies are meant to tell a story. Wedding Crashers did a great job of keeping the comedy in the realm of a specific plot. Wedding Crashers is a unique and fun movie and I would definitely recommend watching it.

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    ‘Batman Returns’ Download and Reviews

    November 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Crime, Fantasy

    “Batman Returns” Movie Details

    Batman Returns tagline: The Bat, the Cat, the Penguin
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    Batman Returns DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Anna Katarina
  • Michael Keaton Batman/Bruce Wayne
    Danny DeVito Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
    Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman/Selina Kyle
    Christopher Walken Max Shreck
    Michael Gough Alfred Pennyworth
    Michael Murphy Mayor
    Cristi Conaway Ice Princess
    Andrew Bryniarski Chip
    Pat Hingle Commissioner Gordon
    Vincent Schiavelli Organ Grinder
    Jan Hooks Jen
    Steve Witting Josh
    John Strong Sword Swallower
    Rick Zumwalt Tattooed Strongman
    Poodle Lady
    Directors: Tim Burton IMDB Rating: 6.9/10 out of 74,027 votes

    “Batman Returns” Movie Review

    “Batman Returns” Plot Summary

    When a corrupt businessman and the grotesque Penguin plot to take control of Gotham City, only Batman can stop them, while the Catwoman has her own agenda.

    Good Batman Film Without Question

    Batman Returns is to be considered quality when one speaks of superhero films. Its predecessor, Batman, in my opinion, is by far the greatest and most well thought out of the comic book genre. For one to say that Batman Returns was disappointing, he or she has not fully watched the movie and considered the acting of Danny Devito as the Penguin. Devito and Walken offer some memorable moments. The tale of Batman is suppose to be dark and Tim Burton has fulfilled how the comic portrays Batman. Batman Returns provides comic relief, action, suspense and fantasy; and it should not be viewed as ‘crap’, although we are all entitled to our own opinions.

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    ‘Man on Fire’ Download and Reviews

    November 11, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Crime, Drama

    “Man on Fire” Movie Details

    Man on Fire tagline: Revenge is a meal best served cold
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    Actors:
    Denzel Washington Creasy
    Dakota Fanning Pita
    Marc Anthony Samuel
    Radha Mitchell Lisa
    Christopher Walken Rayburn
    Giancarlo Giannini Manzano
    Rachel Ticotin Mariana
    JesГєs Ochoa Fuentes
    Mickey Rourke Jordan
    Angelina PelГЎez Sister Anna
    Gustavo SГЎnchez Parra Daniel Sanchez
    Gero Camilo Aurelio Sanchez
    Rosa MarГ­a HernГЎndez Maria
    Heriberto Del Castillo Bruno
    Mario Zaragoza Jorge Ramirez
    Directors: Tony Scott
    IMDB Rating: 7.7/10 out of 69,966 votes

    “Man on Fire” Movie Review

    “Man on Fire” Plot Summary

    In Mexico City, a former assassin swears vengeance on those who committed an unspeakable act against the family he was hired to protect.

    Amazing, absolutely AMAZING

    This movie blew me away; however not the first time I saw it, I had to watch it twice to truly appreciate the message and the power of this film. Maybe I wasn’t fully paying attention or maybe I was too young at the time but I am so glad that I watched it again

    If ever there was perfect casting for a motion picture then this would be it! Denzel Washington is unbelievably believable, (then again when is he not believable) and even though Christopher Walken’s part is small in this you don’t forget him as he helps to develop the story and make Washington’s character even more electrifying. Also the supporting cast is more than solid with Marc Anthony and Radha Mitchell putting in very strong performances, with Mickey Rourke also worth a mention. However, this is all eclipsed by the youngest member of the cast, Dakota Fanning, who is indescribable as Pita. The chemistry between Washington ans Fanning shines off the screen and you laugh when they laugh, and cry when they cry

    The direction is expertly done, but with such films as ‘Enemy of the State’ and ‘Crimson Tide’ perfection is what should be expected from a director like Tony Scott. There are scenes around 2-5 mins long with no dialogue and just Denzel Washington on screen that are captivating; a testament to the skills of Scott and Washington, which come together with brilliant results

    It might not be everyone’s cup of tea with vivid violence and quite long at 146 mins, but in my opinion it has to have these things to make it the masterpiece that it is. If you like a film that really paints the picture before ripping it up in your face with twists and turns that will leave you with your jaw on the floor then this is the film for you. This film has so much to it that if I said anymore I would probably end up spoiling parts of it for you

    This is one of the few films that has brought a tear to my eye and that was because you care so much for the characters. I think this film has been highly underrated but hopefully it will get recognised for its heart and for the excellence that oozes from the screen on every level.

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    ‘True Romance’ Download and Reviews

    November 10, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Crime, Romance, Thriller

    “True Romance” Movie Details

    True Romance tagline: Stealing, Cheating, Killing. Who said romance is dead?
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    Actors:
    Christian Slater Clarence Worley
    Patricia Arquette Alabama Whitman
    Michael Rapaport Dick Ritchie
    Val Kilmer Elvis, Mentor
    Bronson Pinchot Elliot Blitzer
    Dennis Hopper Clifford Worley
    Gary Oldman Drexl Spivey
    Brad Pitt Floyd
    Tom Sizemore Cody Nicholson
    Christopher Walken Vincenzo Coccotti
    Samuel L. Jackson Big Don
    Saul Rubinek Lee Donowitz
    James Gandolfini Virgil
    Victor Argo Lenny
    Frank Adonis Frankie
    Directors: Tony Scott
    IMDB Rating: 7.9/10 out of 69,386 votes

    “True Romance” Movie Review

    “True Romance” Plot Summary

    Clarence marries hooker Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it. add synopsis

    This really is the ultimate Quentin Tarantino movie.

    True Romance. Tarantino’s first, and ironically enough most original, movie. Though directed by Tony Scott (Top Gun, Enemy of the State) the film remains very faithful to Tarantino’s original conception. With the exception of the ending and the trademark Tarantino non-linear storytelling being taken out. There are oh so many things in this movie that Tarantino’s later works reference to that it’s like a Tarantino fan boy treat! Which I am not anymore. But during my one year time as a fan boy I did read the script of this movie and this was before I even saw the movie. So this being so very faithful to the script you can imagine how psyched i was seeing this movie. I was not disappointed

    The movie starts off in not so sunny Detroit with our anti-hero Clarence. Clarence lives a very lonely life with comic books, Kung Fu movies and Elvis as his greatest passions. But one day a woman named Alabama comes into his life. They fall in love instantly and armed with a 38 caliber revolver, a suitcase full of cocaine and most of all love, they set off to sunny Hollywood to try to sell it off and live happily ever after

    Many people brand this movie as a narcissistic teenage boy’s wet dream. Well it’s not. This is supposed to be a fairy tale and it so is. I mean he’s a film geek and she’s a hot girl. Well it turns out this hot girl likes movies and comics to so they get married. That’s every man’s dream. Tarantino didn’t set out to make a fairy tale when he wrote it but the changes that Tony Scott made (as small as they were) really changed the theme of the movie and made it lighter and more like a fairy tale. Personally I would have really liked to see what the movie would have been like if Tarantino had directed it

    This is one of those movies which has a wonderful cast. First there’s Christian Slater (….well…True Romance) who plays the character of Clarence very good. Had this been directed by Tarantino in the early nineties the part would have been played by Tarantino himself. Slater plays it with a certain style and this really is his best film ever. I wonder why he doesn’t get better parts in movies. Then there’s Dennis Hopper (Land of the Dead, Speed) who plays his father in a couple of scenes. The whole movie is worth watching just for him. Gary Oldman (Leon, Lost in Space) plays a very cool role as Drexl the pimp. Good old Gary. Christopher Walken has a small role and plays it very calm and cool. Michael Rapaport, (Friends) who we all know from Friends and Deep Blue Sea, Plays struggling actor Dick Richie and gives a solid performance. And last but most certainly not least there’s Chris Penn (rest in peace) as Detective Nicky Dimes. He plays the part with such coolness and style and the film would not be what it is if he weren’t in it.’People have asked me: ‘So would you ever do a romance movie?’ like that’s not what I would do. ‘Well, I did a romantic movie, True Romance.’ ‘No, no, I mean like a real romantic movie.’ ‘Well that is a real romantic movie.’ ‘No, like one without violence?’ ‘Well there’ll be a lot of things in any movie I do that will be contradictory, but anybody who’s a fan of the movie can tell you, the title – True Romance – is not ironic…this is true romance.” – Quentin Tarantino.

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    ‘The Deer Hunter’ Download and Reviews

    October 17, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Drama, War

    “The Deer Hunter” Movie Details

    The Deer Hunter tagline: Best Picture 1978
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    Actors:
    Robert De Niro Michael
    John Cazale Stan
    John Savage Steven
    Christopher Walken Nick
    Meryl Streep Linda
    George Dzundza John
    Chuck Aspegren Axel
    Shirley Stoler Steven’s Mother
    Rutanya Alda Angela
    Pierre Segui Julien
    Mady Kaplan Axel’s Girl
    Amy Wright Bridesmaid
    Mary Ann Haenel Stan’s Girl
    Richard Kuss Linda’s Father
    Joe Grifasi Bandleader
    Directors: Michael Cimino
    IMDB Rating: 8.2/10 out of 82,109 votes

    “The Deer Hunter” Movie Review

    “The Deer Hunter” Plot Summary

    An in-depth examination of the way that the Vietnam war affects the lives of people in a small industrial town in the USA.

    An unforgettable movie.

    This is a movie with a touching story about friendship and most of all in shows the horror of the Vietnam war. This movie has some of the best acting performances I have seen,and I am of course talking about Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken. They really goes into their roles and creates a great atmosphere. This movie also contains one of the most famous scenes in movie history,the russian roulett scene

    This scene is so intense and creepy to watch. One of the few great Vietnam movies ever.

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    ‘Sleepy Hollow’ Download and Reviews

    October 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Horror, Mystery

    “Sleepy Hollow” Movie Details

    Sleepy Hollow tagline: Who will it come for next?!
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    Actors:
  • Claire Skinner
  • Johnny Depp Constable Ichabod Crane
    Christina Ricci Katrina Anne Van Tassel
    Miranda Richardson Lady Mary Van Tassel/The Western Woods Crone
    Michael Gambon Baltus Van Tassel
    Casper Van Dien Brom Van Brunt
    Jeffrey Jones Reverend Steenwyck
    Christopher Lee Burgomaster
    Richard Griffiths Magistrate Samuel Philipse
    Ian McDiarmid Dr. Thomas Lancaster
    Michael Gough Notary James Hardenbrook
    Marc Pickering Young Masbath
    Lisa Marie Ichabod’s Mother
    Steven Waddington Mr. Killian
    Christopher Walken The Hessian Horseman
    Midwife Elizabeth ‘Beth’ Killian
    Directors: Tim Burton IMDB Rating: 7.5/10 out of 101,526 votes

    “Sleepy Hollow” Movie Review

    “Sleepy Hollow” Plot Summary

    Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate the decapitations of 3 people with the culprit being the legendary apparition, the Headless Horseman.

    Best scary movie ever!

    This film is excellent. it is truly awesome. It has a star studded cast including Johnny Depp!. Not for the faint hearted though as this film mixes Gothic, gory and plain heads rolling around with romance, hilarity in a way and filled with the hottest of hot Johnny Depp who plays Ichabod Crane an intelligent yet perhaps slightly wimpy detective. He faints 7 times for crap’s sake! I do feel the movie lacks faults as it is always good to laugh at stupid mistakes people make! This film is really worth seeing and will make you scared of axes forever. it send that cold yet exciting chill down your spine and will make you want to see it again and again. And even again and again.

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    ‘The Maiden Heist’ Download and Reviews

    September 26, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Comedy, Crime

    “The Maiden Heist” Movie Details

    The Maiden Heist tagline:
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    Actors:
    Beau C. Bedugnis Adam Roffman
    Douglass Bowen Flynn The Danish Guard
    Burke Bryant Brian
    Anthony Cascio Tony Bargello
    Vic Clay Janitor
    Michael Anthony Coppola Security Guard
    David J. Curtis Security Guard
    Peter Darrigo Phil
    Roger Dillingham Jr.
    Vincent J. Earnshaw Museum Patron
    Vincent J. Earnshaw Public Garden Pedistrian
    Scott C England Museum Executive
    Shawn Fogarty Art Shipping Co. Personnel
    Morgan Freeman Charles
    David J. Garfield Shipping Manager
    Directors: Peter Hewitt
    IMDB Rating: 6.0/10 out of 2,117 votes

    “The Maiden Heist” Movie Review

    “The Maiden Heist” Plot Summary

    A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum. add synopsis

    An unusual comedy platter

    Art shouldn’t just be for highbrow types. A painting can have special meaning. Even for an ordinary blue-collar Joe. At least that’s the message from director Pete Hewitt. This is knockabout comedy that might make Woody Allen fans affectionately recall Small Time Crooks, even though this film is very different to Allen’s caper and wears its point on its sleeve. ‘Great art is not solely the domain of the connoisseur,’ says Hewitt. ‘Anyone can be emotionally transported by a few paint smudges on a canvas.’ Hewitt (Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, Thunderpants) has here come up with a grand robbery that is for love rather than money. Three misfit security guards at the museum embark on a dangerous journey to save the things they hold dear

    Decorated with a galaxy of stars, the Maiden Heist has been avidly awaited by fans worrying if it will see the light of day. In December 2008, the distribution arm of the Yari Film Group responsible filed for bankruptcy. Yari’s Emily Lambert e-mailed the Globe saying, ‘I don’t anticipate any screenings of The Maiden Heist in the near future,’ and producer Rob Paris went scrambling to find a new distributor. With a comparatively modest budget of $20 million, Paris feels he has got great value. ‘Our movie needed the scope the size of the Worcester Art Museum,’ he says. ‘It gave the film a look, a richness, that we otherwise wouldn’t have gotten.’ The WAM is used to establish the interior of the fictional Boston Art Museum (BAM) in which our story takes place. Scriptwriter Michael LeSieur had a top comedy actor in his previous hit (You, Me & Dupree) in the form of Owen Wilson. In The Maiden Heist, the chameleon-like talents of William H Macy first spring to mind as being suited to comedy, due to his Fargo fame, when he played the police story with subtle humour. Christopher Walken and Morgan Freeman are better known for their serious roles, but we should remember that Walken has also starred in comedy (Wedding Crashers, Hairspray), even if it is to play the straight man against the likes of Owen Wilson. Freeman has had brushes with his funny side in Bruce Almighty. Heading up the supporting cast is Marcia Gay Harden, who won an Oscar playing an artist (Lee Krasner) in the art biopic, Pollock. But it is probably fair to say that all these great stars are known primarily for their power to bring great depth to serious dramatic roles. There were moments in The Maiden Heist where I felt they were bumbling through the comedy rather than playing bumbling heisters. I found this a bit worrying as I have deep respect for their work. But maybe other viewers could find the apparent mismatch of seemingly inappropriate casting oddly rewarding

    The big star of The Maiden Heist though is of course the central painting. Roger (Christopher Walken) stares at ‘The Lonely Maiden’ for years. First as a way to pass time, but now as a way to address or replace what is lacking in his life. The painting has become his passion. His obsession. Supplanting the passion he once felt for his wife. This particular artwork in the film was especially created by painter Jeremy Lipking. ‘When I first met with the director he opened up the Gabriel Weisberg book Beyond Impressionism: the Naturalist Impulse, (which is probably the most worn out book on my shelf) and said, ‘We need something like this.’ A painting in the manner of Naturalist painters George Clausen, Emile Friant and Jules Bastien Lepage. I had to finish the painting in 7 days. It normally would have taken me a month or longer to do something this size. I got artist model Toni Czechorosky help me out with the period costume.’ Macy’s character, on the other hand, is obsessed with a statue. Creating it involved photographing a naked Macy from a three-hundred and sixty degree perspective. (The photographs went to a sculptor in Los Angeles, who brought in another model and photographed him in the same fashion before creating a mould for the statue.)The Maiden Heist quickly sold out at its opening at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. It’s a light-hearted caper that makes for undemanding viewing. I don’t see audiences flocking to galleries as a result, but who knows? While Roger might find his wife has been his lonely maiden all along, many viewers may more identify with the bit where he flits to Florida with the missis. Missing out on the art appreciation stuff seems a convenient bypass. If this is the case, the film is somewhat hypocritical in its claim about art and the general masses. It uses the notion to entertain without encouraging us to seriously engage. LeSieur, who wrote the script as a film school thesis project, may well be an art enthusiast. But the idea that ordinary people don’t love art is a bit worrying to those of us that do. Shortly after I visited (during extensive bar-hopping) the beautiful Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston, it was victimised by amateur thieves who posed as security guards. If you see me exit the Tate Modern with a naked William H Macy under my arm, please shoot me. Or take him back he is a high-value asset of the acting profession and should not be high-jacked. ‘But it was a maiden heist, officer. . .’

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