‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’ Download and Reviews

December 14, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy

“I Love You, Beth Cooper” Movie Details

I Love You, Beth Cooper tagline: Five Little Words Can Change Your Life
I Love You, Beth Cooper - DVD Cover

I Love You, Beth Cooper DVD Cover

Actors:
Brandon Barton Poolside Flirt
Jack Carpenter Rich Munsch
Josh Emerson Greg Saloga
Pat Finn Coach Raupp
John J. Gulayets Pool Side Flirt #2
Jared Keeso Dustin
Samm Levine Clerk
Brendan Penny Sean
Darien Provost Young Rich
Shawn Roberts Kevin
Charlie Robson Party Member
Alan Ruck Mr. Cooverman
Paul Rust Denis Cooverman
Marie Avgeropoulos Valli
Karyn Michelle Baltzer Drive By Bully
Directors: Chris Columbus
IMDB Rating: 5.2/10 out of 5,720 votes

“I Love You, Beth Cooper” Movie Review

“I Love You, Beth Cooper” Plot Summary

A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.

A Nice Twist on the Coming of Age Genre

One of the main characters spends the ENTIRE movie quoting lines from other movies — why then should it come as a surprise that the movie itself operates as a pastiche of the coming-of-age/teen rite-of-passage film? And yet, I Love You Beth Cooper provides a neatly drawn, dark commentary on its predecessors, while maintaining its own quirky lightheartedness

I was particularly pleasantly surprised by Hayden Panettiere’s performance (I am not a fan of Heros) and felt she conveyed the ultimate sadness of her character beautifully, with just the right touch of cynicism and self-awareness to make the character work. I felt she easily transcended the actress and became the title character, providing what might have been a fluff piece with dramatic substance

Paul Rust as the nerdy hero was fun to watch and even believable – I gradually came to accept the possibility that this geek and his self-deprecating manner could indeed win the beauty. The supporting players were also quite excellent, lending interesting subtexts and character depth to the film. The director made the good choice to allow the supporting cast to step up and take over the action at times, providing a living backdrop for the looming choices and growing awareness of Rust’s and Panettiere’s performances. Both allowed me to care about what happened to their characters

A special mention goes to Shawn Roberts for his superb job as the villain. While the villain’s ultimate comeuppance was a bit of letdown (because the film too abruptly dropped that storyline), Roberts provided a convincing performance for what is, after all, the stereotypical villain role

A lot of what this movie, and this type of movie, is about is wish-fulfillment. The ‘transformation’ of the bully rang especially true — who among us has not wished the same for their own childhood bullies? And in that sense, I Love You Beth Cooper delivers strongly on this promise, allowing us to join the characters in the universe of the film and cheer them on

I tend to judge a film like this one in terms of whether or not I enjoy being in its universe for the duration. It’s not often that during a film that I regret the passage of time– that is, that I know the film will end soon and wish it wouldn’t. And that I begin to wonder how the story might continue. I would have happily remained in the world of I Love You Beth Cooper for a little while longer. And yes, I’d like to know what happens at the characters’ reunion

A few of the director’s choices confused me -especially the rather protracted memory sequences, when the characters relive parts of their childhood. The film’s rather brisk pacing abruptly shifts into slow motion during these scenes, some of which are just a wee bit long. But I gradually became used to this–and came to see them as a sort of counterpoint to the otherwise frenetic plot

All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. However, my rating – 9/10 – reflects ONLY how I feel the movie holds up within its category and genre, and NOT its place in the history of film. It’s just a teen comedy–but a really good one

A caveat: I watched this at home, not in a theater. Whether or not the movie translates well to the big screen (and the price of admission) is a subject I cannot comment on.

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‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’ Download and Reviews

December 13, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Adventure, Family, Fantasy

“Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” Movie Details

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets tagline: Dobby Has Come To Warn You Sir.
HP and the Chamber of Secrets - DVD Cover

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets DVD Cover

Actors:
  • Chris Rankin
  • Alfie Enoch
    Kenneth Branagh
    Miriam Margolyes
    Jason Isaacs
    John Cleese
    Sean Biggerstaff
    David Bradley
    Robbie Coltrane
    Richard Harris
    Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter
    Rupert Grint Ron Weasley
    Emma Watson Hermione Granger
    Richard Griffiths Uncle Vernon
    Fiona Shaw Aunt Petunia
    Harry Melling Dudley Dursley
    Toby Jones Dobby the House Elf
    Jim Norton Mr. Mason
    Veronica Clifford Mrs. Mason
    James Phelps Fred Weasley
    Oliver Phelps George Weasley
    Julie Walters Molly Weasley
    Bonnie Wright Ginny Weasley
    Mark Williams Arthur Weasley
    Percy Weasley
    Directors: Chris Columbus IMDB Rating: 7.2/10 out of 113,450 votes

    “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” Movie Review

    “HP and the Chamber of Secrets” Plot Summary

    Harry ignores warnings not to return to Hogwarts, only to find the school plagued by a series of mysterious attacks and a strange voice haunting him.

    Worth the price of admission.

    Warning to those who are avid fans of J.K. Rowling–I LOATHE the Harry Potter books. Yes, I have read them. I find her writing to be more than a little plagiaristic of the style of C.S. Lewis, but without the skill that he employed. That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed both this and the first movie. Frankly, I don’t care if the scriptwriters left this bit or that bit out; it is simply impossible for all parts of any novel to be completely included in a film without turning it into an epic of a minimum of seven hours, which is ridiculous. That is the nature of a film; much over two-and-a-half hours and the theatres are only going to be able to show a limited number of screenings, which will, of necessity, limit the profit to be made on the film–and the bottom line of any film project is ‘How much of a profit will it make?’. (And, of course, how many people are going to be able to sit through it without multiple bathroom breaks? I had to run out myself once, cursing, just when they were about to ‘follow the spiders’…)I found the casting to be clever and appropriate; of special note is, of course, the late Richard Harris as Dumbledore (and I wonder if they will make the obvious choice to replace him in the next movie with Max von Sydow, who could be made to look and sound exactly the same?) as well as the return of Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. Both of these actors can actually act, as opposed to simply being screen personalities. The visual effects are stunning, although just a little too obviously digital in more than a few cases. The story is easily followed, which is more than I could say for the original books. The pacing was almost perfect; I only looked at my watch twice–my measure for a movie in which I am immersed. Both times occurred, I might add, when I was distracted by Rupert Grint’s voice obviously cracking–they’re going to have to do something about the fact that their stars are definitely more than a few miles down the road of adolescence

    This movie, of course, is raking in the cash. Deservedly so; it’s not by any stretch of the imagination a movie of any deep and lasting meaning, but it gives good value for one’s entertainment dollar, and at the scandalous prices that movie admissions are reaching now, that is certainly a ringing endorsement. It was able to take me away from the insanity of a stressful holiday season, and for that reason alone I was completely satisfied. See if it can do the same for you.

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    ‘Coraline’ Download and Reviews

    December 12, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Adventure, Animation, Family

    “Coraline” Movie Details

    Coraline tagline: Be careful what you wish for.
    Coraline & The Secret Door - DVD Cover

    Coraline DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Dakota Fanning Coraline Jones
    Teri Hatcher Mother
    Teri Hatcher Other Mother
    Jennifer Saunders Miss Spink
    Dawn French Miss Forcible
    Keith David Cat
    John Hodgman Father
    John Hodgman Other Father
    Robert Bailey Jr. Wybie Lovat
    Ian McShane Mr. Bobinsky
    Aankha Neal Sweet Ghost Girl
    George Selick Ghost Boy
    Hannah Kaiser Tall Ghost Girl
    Harry Selick Photo Friend #1
    Marina Budovsky Photo Friend #2
    Directors: Henry Selick
    IMDB Rating: 7.9/10 out of 31,858 votes

    “Coraline” Movie Review

    “Coraline & The Secret Door” Plot Summary

    An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets.

    Wonderfully animated; basically a ‘modern’ fairy tale…

    If you like fairy tales, you will love this movie. This film has everything: story, funny characters, entertaining dialog, good scenes, beautiful animation and a nice moral

    I loved Coraline. It’s a very kind, but also mysterious movie about a young girl who, by pure curiosity, travels to a parallel dimension of her house. There she meets her ‘other mother’ and ‘other father’. Everything is fantastic and everyone seems so nice. However, after awhile it becomes clear that a dark power is trying to lure Coraline away from her real family…There’s so much to tell about this movie, but I think it’s best that you go watch it yourself, before I spoil too much. Coraline is truly a wonderfully animated gem. It’s a movie you will watch again and again over the years, maybe as an annual tradition! 9 out of 10 stars!

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    ‘The Pacifier’ Download and Reviews

    October 25, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Comedy, Drama

    “The Pacifier” Movie Details

    The Pacifier tagline: Welcome to the infantry.
    The Pacifier - DVD Cover

    The Pacifier DVD Cover

    Actors:
  • Scott Thompson
  • Vin Diesel Shane Wolfe
    Lauren Graham Principal Claire Fletcher
    Faith Ford Julie Plummer
    Brittany Snow Zoe Plummer
    Max Thieriot Seth Plummer
    Chris Potter Capt. Bill Fawcett
    Carol Kane Helga
    Brad Garrett Vice Principal Murney
    Morgan York Lulu Plummer
    Kegan Hoover Peter Plummer
    Logan Hoover Peter Plummer
    Bo Vink Baby Tyler
    Luke Vink Baby Tyler
    Tate Donovan Howard Plummer
    Director
    Directors: Adam Shankman IMDB Rating: 5.3/10 out of 21,144 votes

    “The Pacifier” Movie Review

    “The Pacifier” Plot Summary

    Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father — a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids’ house. add synopsis

    Absolutely Hysterical

    My entire family loves this movie. It is non-stop hysterics. It has everything: fight scenes for the guys, Vin Diesel wearing nothing but a towel for the ladies, baby poop for gross little boys, girl scouts doing karate on boy scouts for little girls, and quite a few heart-warming family moments

    Plot line goes as follows: Lt. Shane Wolf, a high ranking Navy seal is leading a mission to rescue a military security expert, Professor Plummer, from kidnappers. He has created a program that will prevent enemy countries from being able to launch their own nuclear weapons. The professor is killed and the program never found. It is believed to be at the professor’s home with his wife and five young kids. Lt. Wolf is assigned to protect them and locate the program known as ‘Ghost.’ The mother will spend the movie in Switzerland trying to figure out the password that will enable her to access a safety deposit box left by her late husband. Lt. Wolf will stop at nothing to protect the children. Although first at odds with the children, he learns what it feels like to be a father and grows to love it and them

    I had never seen a Vin Diesel movie before and was very surprised as to how good he was in this movie. The best character in the movie is Murney, played by Brad Garrett. He almost stole the movie because he portrayed this loony character so well. He had the best lines and will leave you in stitches. Although no man will admit to enjoying this movie (too much of a threat to their macho personas), I consider it to be an excellent family movie.

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    ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ Download and Reviews

    September 12, 2009 by Paul Wall  
    Filed under Action, Comedy, Crime

    “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” Movie Details

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop tagline: Safety never takes a holiday.
    Mall Cop - DVD Cover

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop DVD Cover

    Actors:
    Kevin James Paul Blart
    Keir O’Donnell Veck Sims
    Erick Avari Vijay
    Paul Azarian Shopper
    Leigh Belair West Orange Police Officer
    William Bornkesell Shopper
    Patrick Canty Police Recruit
    Billy Concha Billy the Drunk
    Jeffrey Corazzini Usher in wedding
    Richard DeAgazio Mall Maintenance man
    Kevin DeCoste Shopper
    Vincent J. Earnshaw Mall shopper
    Mike Escamilla Blitzen
    Brian Fernandes Mall Shopper
    Adam Ferrara
    Directors: Steve Carr
    IMDB Rating: 5.3/10 out of 20,813 votes

    “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” Movie Review

    “Mall Cop” Plot Summary

    When a shopping mall is overtaken by a gang of organized crooks, it’s up to the a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.

    Good film comedy!….

    I have just seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop this evening, and i thought that it was a good film comedy. It is about a man called Paul Blart who is a family man and a single parent, Paul lives with his daughter, Maya, in New Jersey. He has a job as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. he has tried to apply to become a cop, for years but he always fails the exam because he is overweight. He gets attracted to a mall employee called Amy, His efforts to try to get a date with Amy are hilarious as he must first know how to work mobile phones and text messaging. One day, a gang of criminals put the shopping mall under siege and take hostages. Paul Blart becomes trapped inside, and because of his sense of duty, he refuses to leave. And he attempts to stop the criminals on his own, with very funny results. I found this to be a good comedy film which i would recommend to people of all ages as it is rated PG so it is suitable for everyone to watch.

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