‘Mamma Mia!’ Download and Reviews

November 17, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Musical, Romance

“Mamma Mia!” Movie Details

Mamma Mia! tagline: Take a trip down the aisle you’ll never forget
Mamma Mia - DVD Cover

Mamma Mia! DVD Cover

Actors:
Meryl Streep Donna
Pierce Brosnan Sam Carmichael
Colin Firth Harry Bright
Stellan SkarsgГҐrd Bill
Julie Walters Rosie
Dominic Cooper Sky
Amanda Seyfried Sophie
Christine Baranski Tanya
Juan Pablo Di Pace Petros
George Georgiou Pannos
Chris Jarvis Eddie
Philip Michael Pepper
Enzo Squillino Jr. Gregoris
Dylan Turner Stag
Norma Atallah Irini
Directors: Phyllida Lloyd
IMDB Rating: 6.6/10 out of 42,200 votes

“Mamma Mia!” Movie Review

“Mamma Mia” Plot Summary

The story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular ’70s group ABBA.

Mamma Mia, Meryl!!!

There’s no better way to describe the HORRENDOUS experience that’s to watch Mamma Mia: Hitler must be looking up, saying to the pseudo-director Phyllida Lloyd ‘You monster, what have you done?’Everything about the movie is wrong. Just Wrong! Even its success, which is unexplainable. I can understand when those crappy parody movies, like Epic Movie, make their minimal share of money and turn profit just because they’re cheap (of course they are!). But when something like Mamma Mia makes 450 million dollars worldwide, you think ‘what the hell is wrong with the world?’And to think we have Meryl Streep, one of the greatest alive actresses of the world, in it? What was she thinking? ‘I need the money’, she could say. Well then, sell one of your grandchildren, even that would be less embarrassing. It’s not that Meryl is good in a disastrous piece of, err, ‘movie’. She’s also disastrous! When she sings, even though she’s got the vocals, it’s ridiculous. Worse than her only Pierce Brosnan. He used to be James Bond. Now he’s singing Abba in a purple spandex during the credits of the worst movie ever. Really? And when I mention Abba, not that I have anything against the band and their music. Though it doesn’t help them when actors started singing (badly), dancing (worse) and the extras join then (They pop out of nowhere! Frequently!) to present one terrible musical sequences after the other. You wanna cry when the music starts. And I love musicals! But this is the first in the genre where you PRAY for actual silence

I could keep going. The list goes on forever. You could write a Stephen King novel with the complete list of mistakes in this movie

To sum up: go watch it! Really! You’ve got to witness to understand!! And since it’s already a huge success, who cares if it makes a few more dollars from you? And it’s not liking you’re selling your soul to the devil. Meryl did that before. For the whole mankind. And now the world must end, because we’ve committed the ultimate evil and we must be destroyed.

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‘Jennifer’s Body’ Download and Reviews

November 12, 2009 by Paul Wall  
Filed under Comedy, Horror, Thriller

“Jennifer’s Body” Movie Details

Jennifer’s Body tagline: She’s evil… and not just high school evil.
Jennifer's Body - DVD Cover

Jennifer's Body DVD Cover

Actors:
Megan Fox Jennifer Check
Amanda Seyfried Needy Lesnicky
Johnny Simmons Chip Dove
Adam Brody Nikolai Wolf
J.K. Simmons Mr. Wroblewski
Amy Sedaris Toni Lesnicky
Chris Pratt Officer Roman Duda
Juno Ruddell Officer Warzak
Kyle Gallner Colin Gray
Colin Askey Keyboardist
Michael Brock Dennis
Sal Cortez Chas
Josh Emerson Jonas Konelle
Dan Joffre Rumundo
Aman Johal Ahmet from India
Directors: Karyn Kusama
IMDB Rating: 5.4/10 out of 16,992 votes

“Jennifer’s Body” Movie Review

“Jennifer’s Body” Plot Summary

A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

Nice l guess. lf you like that kinda stuff

You wouldn’t think that a 15 year old would be reviewing a movie which is ‘Rated R for sexuality, bloody violence, language and brief drug use.’ (wait l didn’t see no drugs) but you gadda love piratebay

So anyways l saw this movie today and kinda liked it actually. l mean Horror is not exactly my genre of movies but l couldn’t not see a movie with Megan Fox in it. l may end up regretting it after wards but at the moment l’m really glad that l saw it. l may never have the same thoughts for Megan as l had before tho. This movie is rather violent. Especially to guys l mean some of the scenes were grouse and way too violent even for me. Still l think that horror fans have seen worse. l myself saw the first 3 minutes of ‘Freddy vs Jason’ and nearly pukes. But l’ getting far of topic here. The whole story line was nice. Made some sense but after all it’s a horror movie and those never really do make that much sense.l strongly recommend it for fans of the genre. As for Megan Fox fans. Watch out for this movie guys (talking to the male fans really) This is not the Megan Fox you’s wanna have dreams about at night. Unless you’re some kinda of a freakish pervert dude, in which case good for you.

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